It is really impossible to translate Guerlain’s publicity and on the other hand, it would not fit the English speaking market. The only available translation would be, to my understanding: Subtly… French!

(There are many very jealous publicity people peeling off my fantastic creations, which I can thoroughly understand. It’s worth the while … and gracious!)

Now, for other publicity ideas for others to keep as source of inspiration, see those (yes, Sir, they are all mine. I do always mention quotation!) (I do always have to reassure Mr Google, who can’t simply not understand how someone can be so creative, as if he weren’t himself: just look at his combination ability):

Now, see the sketch, just seeing a woman dressing herself for a fine dinner, and a voice in off: “Mercedes, please, tonight, don’t be late!” And sees the last Mercedes waiting at her door steps, or related.

Or this one, made up for cheap watches Q&Q:
Q and Q you are cute!

Watches do definitely occupy my mind (my mother’s bad influence). One for Rolex:

(Sketch) You see a strong big man with tatooed muscled arms and bold head sitting at a table, with a golden Rolex around his wrist. (Voice in off): “Say, Rolex“. And he says, rolling the r: r o l e x

 (Rolex Replica official site)

And for Orient:

It’s twelve. Orient’s rising star.

There are many still. But I won’t tell all my secrets tonight.