WP manager sees my stats falling down decievingly (well, yes, they managed to break codes after what GM thought being a subliminal permission reading the title ‘just do it’, as she was thinking about the possibility of doing so, having received 20.000 letters of complaint of people saying I was making up the whole, what she had first solved very diplomatically saying that WordPress was not supposed to be a scientifical review and that someone was allowed yes, even to say nonsense as long as it didn’t hurt anyone’s sensitivity. Belonging though to the female gender she could not avoid being eaten up by curiosity and was slightly dreaming with the possibility of knowing more. At this very moment the title appeared and she thought that it was an angel’s hint. She had though to pay about 2000 USD to high officers of the Israeli Army, as being the sole of having the reputation of being able of doing such a thing, and luckily, as the Army has to take care about it’s own reputation, the officer in question would almost badly speak English, so that to the question:”With permission.” She understood as answered “most certainly, angels” a proper allowance for doing so, and thus cracked the code without, to say the truth, too much of a problem.)
Now you will interrupt my story by wanting to know how you crack codes the easiest way without having to jungle with the possibility of knowing the dog’s name and related. It’s very simple. First: you manage to enter into the given IP of the computer the presumed criminal is working at. Immediately all the information that appears on computer one appears on your computer, too. Second: you disturb the functions of the computer by making the cursor remain on the upper case while the distracted terrorist is already typing the name on the second. AND, yes oh! yes, you get the whole password however difficult and hidden away in the backs of your unconscious. Of course, WP manager was very impressed and promised eternal gratefulness and proper publicity. (If it is not true, don’t blame me, I’m no expert in computers …)
To go on with the stats, and in order to reassure WP manager about the evidence that highest pressures are not to be suspected of intervention, know that stats are counted probably on 24 hours basis, taking as reference the hour you have chosen while filling one of the 247 forms you receive while trying to understand the engine’s functioning. Thus, let as say at point 12, all the visits do fall into the system, all together, yes, and without clear differentiation at the beginning, and makes the curve, that seemed to lurk in deepest depression near to the desert of nothingness and emptyness, come up all of a sudden to highest peaks. (I have to say that I was myself very depressed one day seeing how low I had fallen myself, when the other day reassured me finally of the enormous success of the precedent day.)
It’s important to know, short before a heart attack.

No comments yet
Comments feed for this article